A Girl in A Whirl

Look at me, look at me, look at me now!

You could do what I do if you only knew how.

I study the scriptures one hour each day,
I bake, I upholster, I scrub and I pray.
I always keep all the commandments completely.
I speak to my little ones gently and sweetly.

I help in their classrooms, I sew all they wear,
I drive them to practice, I cut all their hair.
I go to the temple at least once a week;
I change the car's tires and fix the sink's leak.

I'm taking a class on the teachings of Paul,
But that is not all, oh no, that is not all!
I play the piano and work on my talents;
My life is a wonder of fullness and balance.

I read to my children, I help all my neighbors,
I bless my community, too, with my labors.
Our family home evenings are always delightful;
The lessons I give are both fun and insightful.

I do genealogy faithfully, too
It's easy to do all the things that I do.
I have a home business to help make some money;
I always look beautifully groomed for my honey.

My visiting teaching is done the first day;
I exercise, and I cook menus gourmet.
I can garden produce each summer and fall,
But that is not all, oh no, that is not all!

It's easy," she said,
And then she dropped dead.

Okay, so I totally stole this from Nancy Taylor who has one of the best blogs on the planet IMHO, but it made me laugh today so I had to repost!